Post by HyliaKitty on Aug 2, 2012 21:30:00 GMT -5
Ok. So we all have some pretty lame jokes right? Well, mine HAS to be the worst yet! Don't believe me? I'll tell you and you'll see why...
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Me: "Ok. This is a trust test Papaw. Don't let me fall!"
Me: -falls-
Me: "You fail...haha....get it..? Fail?"
Papaw and Grandma looks at me
Me: "I'm sorry, that was a terrible joke..."
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Rouge was showering and I spilled the dogs water bowl and water went everywhere.
Me: "Looks like your not the only thing thats soaked..."
Rouge: "Shut up...Just shut up.."
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Me and Rouge were watching a Taylor Swift Video and Taylor was daydreaming but it was night outside in the video So:
Me: "Looks like she's daydreaming...more like nightdreaming."
Rouge: "Didn't I tell you to shut up?"
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Me: "Where is my phone?! I know you kidnapped my phone!"
Papaw: "I don't have it"
Me: "Lies!" -goes in kitchen- "Nee, papaw kidnapped my phone...more like phonenapped."
Nee: -looks at me-
Me: "Lame joke I know."
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Me: -turns off bathtub faucet-
Bathtub Faucet: -gurgles-
Me: "Stop growling at me you jerk!"
Me: -looks at Rouge-
Me: "I'm calling the faucet Name"
Me: -turns to faucet and points-
Me: "FAUCET!!!"
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Rouge & Me: -at her house looking at the deflated pool with water in it-
Me: "Are you sad...that your pool died?"
Rouge: -looks at me-
Me: "It died crying a pool of tears..."
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Rouge & Me: -At my house in my room-
Candy: -mouth full of food-
Little Bit: -snaps at Candy for trying to take her own food-
Rouge: "In your face Candy!"
Me: "Get it? In your face??"
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Me: "Ok. This is a trust test Papaw. Don't let me fall!"
Me: -falls-
Me: "You fail...haha....get it..? Fail?"
Papaw and Grandma looks at me
Me: "I'm sorry, that was a terrible joke..."
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Rouge was showering and I spilled the dogs water bowl and water went everywhere.
Me: "Looks like your not the only thing thats soaked..."
Rouge: "Shut up...Just shut up.."
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Me and Rouge were watching a Taylor Swift Video and Taylor was daydreaming but it was night outside in the video So:
Me: "Looks like she's daydreaming...more like nightdreaming."
Rouge: "Didn't I tell you to shut up?"
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Me: "Where is my phone?! I know you kidnapped my phone!"
Papaw: "I don't have it"
Me: "Lies!" -goes in kitchen- "Nee, papaw kidnapped my phone...more like phonenapped."
Nee: -looks at me-
Me: "Lame joke I know."
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Me: -turns off bathtub faucet-
Bathtub Faucet: -gurgles-
Me: "Stop growling at me you jerk!"
Me: -looks at Rouge-
Me: "I'm calling the faucet Name"
Me: -turns to faucet and points-
Me: "FAUCET!!!"
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Rouge & Me: -at her house looking at the deflated pool with water in it-
Me: "Are you sad...that your pool died?"
Rouge: -looks at me-
Me: "It died crying a pool of tears..."
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Rouge & Me: -At my house in my room-
Candy: -mouth full of food-
Little Bit: -snaps at Candy for trying to take her own food-
Rouge: "In your face Candy!"
Me: "Get it? In your face??"
